所以你才有性格分裂。
That 's why you 've split personalities .
最后总结一下:你的性格有些分裂,时间观点扭曲,而且过于懒惰,以至于连简单算数题也不想做。
To summarise : you have a split personality , a warped view of time and are too lazy to do simple sums .